Wisdom

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Wisdom #1479: The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.

Wisdom #1102: I love the absolution of all jocks and preps -- Skate or die!!!

Wisdom #1530: There is a skeleton in every old house.

Wisdom #1157: If I was a woman I'd stay at home all day and play with my breasts.

Wisdom #1613: We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

Wisdom #244: Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Wisdom #1387: Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.

Wisdom #1483: The denizens of this sizzling-hot, freezing-cold, rocky, rotten island were monsters -- huge or miserably stunted, fat or scraggly, dry or slimy, with scales, warts, pimples, tentacles, talons, fangs, extra arms, eyes, legs, tails, and even heads, all in